meet the alters

9 times out of 10 I don't know who's co-fronting at any given time, but in retrospect I can tell who's been around by the kind of things I've done/said.This is by no means an exhaustive list; these are just the alters I am aware of and who have made themselves known to me as the host.

Kass

I'm who you'll be seeing most of the time, either on my own or alongside other alter(s).I'm 26 years old, British, and AuDHD. My interests and viewpoints have a big influence on my alters, though there are some subtle differences, especially in how we convey such things.My main interests include: video games, meteorology (esp. tornadoes!), seismology, music, cooking/cuisine, linguistics, travel, and the natural world.Role:
Host!Identity:
Aroace lesbian; female (cis/demigirl?); she/they.
Politically socialist, but not particularly vocal or active.Key adjectives:
Talkative, excitable, passionate, scatterbrained, caring, hedonistic.

Armie

Armie is the same age as the body by default, but can often feel a few years younger.He has a habit of thinking other people are hypocritical morons so can come across as very ranty, confrontational, and patronising. Especially if he's been triggered by petty internet BS.His interests are overall the same as mine, though his preferences skew to the more masculine end of things. For example, he's a bigger Metal Gear fan than myself (though I do like it too).Role:
Protector; emotional alter (frustration, anger, social!anxiety)Identity:
Aromantic homosexual; masc non-binary; aliengender; he/him.
Politically a hardcore libertarian socialist, almost to the point of militance.Key adjectives:
Contrarian, defensive, fiery, opinionated, dominant, bossy, sarcastic, sardonic.

Darla

Darla is a sophisticated, professional woman a few years older than the body, probably around 30. She usually is reserved for IRL situations, but she might pop in online from time to time. She tends to be the one that gets the body dressed up for IRL social events, for example.Like Armie she has very little tolerance for nonsense, though her style is more derisive than angry and ranty.Role:
Situational alter (autism masking, professional settings)Identity:
Bisexual; cis female; she/her.
Officially apolitical; fiscally centre-right ?? socially centrist ??Key adjectives:
Professional, ambitious, glamourous, sophisticated, snobby, sycophantic, envious.

Monotony (Toni)

I know Kass posted the rest of these descriptions but I'm at the front right now so I'm typing this one out.
I'm the alter in charge of boring stuff. I come out for shite like data input, filling out forms, monotonous tasks (like my name innit). I don't really do socials but sometimes I'm still at or near the front when Kass stops whatever's boring her so I get to see that kind of stuff.I don't really exist outside of my role to be honest, so I don't really know anyone. I'm sorry if I make Kass forget who you are for a bit when I'm out. (she wanted me to say that)Role:
Situational alter (working, dull tasks); emotional alter (boredom)Identity:
Gender depends on the host; currently female; she/her
Doesn't give a stuff about politicsKey adjectives:
Blunt, hard working, just gets on with shit.

Internal alters

We may mention these occasionally, but they don't really come out at all.Bailey (she/her)
Internal protector, gatekeeper, and situational alter for being medicated with Ritalin.
Master of mental blocks. Is technically an angel alter but she sure ain't angelic; she rules with an iron fist and usually does not communicate with the rest of us unless we've encroached on her.
She took on a louder and nastier form during the time we were medicated with Ritalin, since our brain really did not tolerate it well and that ended up being traumatic of itself.Pandora (she/it)
An object alter who is the personification of all of the memories and other shite that Bailey's locked away from us.Barney (he/him) ("eat/shit")
Protector, persecutor, and emotional alter for extreme anger and/or fear. He's technically the source that Armie split from, or vice versa (it's not 100% clear). If you've somehow summoned him, either we're super duper close and I'm trusting you with him, or you fucked up big time.
When he's not being a hardcore protector, he's got a very dark sense of humour. Also, his main (only) interests are violence and knives and he actively desires the extinction of the human race, hence why I don't let him out if I can help it.